February 15th, 2026
Hello, it's me, the wizard that resides within this spire. Today I had the PRIVELEGE of casting the Curse of Baldness. Elijah Woods will be visiting the city of an anonymous buyer, and they would like Mr Woods to wear wigs. I will happily take your business, anonymous buyer, and I have cursed Mr Woods to bald. The effects will not be immediate, as balding takes time, but his MALE PATTERN BALDNESS will be much worse than it would have been without my curse. To Elijah Woods, if you wish for a full head of hair, you must either wear wigs, or contact me. I'm sure we can work out some kind of MAGICAL DEAL.
January 23rd, 2026
Hello, it's me, the wizard that resides within this spire. Today I learned of a so called "Magik Steven". Phah! He is hardly magic!! The idea that this individual known as "Steven" could EVER perform magic is.......... PREPOSTEROUS!!!! I do not trust him OR his creators at "Corngob Doohickeys" (whatever a corngob is). His website said that he comes "pre-kissed" also. YUCK!!!! Kissing is gross!!! And full of cooties!!!! If you see THIS BIRD
on ANYTHING, do NOT touch it!!! It's probably cursed with fake magic or something. I, along with all other wizards, am AGAINST Magik Steven and Corngob Doohickeys.
January 19th, 2026
Hello, it's me, the wizard that resides within this spire. I am starting a BLOG PAGE!!! An EVIL BLOG PAGE!!!!! On this page, you shall get the privilege of WITNESSING me practicing MY CRAFT (spells n shit)!!!!!
There may even be FOOTAGE of me FULFILLING ORDERED SPELLS!!!!! (you can order spells on the home page :3)
