January 23rd, 2026
Hello, it's me, the wizard that resides within this spire. Today I learned of a so called "Magik Steven". Phah! He is hardly magic!! The idea that this individual known as "Steven" could EVER perform magic is.......... PREPOSTEROUS!!!! I do not trust him OR his creators at "Corngob Doohickeys" (whatever a corngob is). His website said that he comes "pre-kissed" also. YUCK!!!! Kissing is gross!!! And full of cooties!!!! If you see THIS BIRD
on ANYTHING, do NOT touch it!!! It's probably cursed with fake magic or something. I, along with all other wizards, am AGAINST Magik Steven and Corngob Doohickeys.